A Super Truck Fit For A Super Fan
November 1st, 2009 | 
Author: A Super Truck Fit For A Super Fan
My name is Leslie and I am a wrestleaholic. The first step to recovery is acknowledging that you have a problem but frankly I dont care. I love wrestling wrestlers and everything that goes along with this fantastic sport. If watching a wrestling match is a disease I hope they never find a cure.
I watch all the different wrestling organizations on TV but my favorite has to be our local SABYWFthe Southern Arizona BackYard Wrestling Federation. Most of their bouts arent actually televised so I go see em live every chance I get. My girlfriend KayKay and I cruise around southern Arizona following the tour and our favorite wrestlers.
KayKays favorite is the Flyin Hawaiian a very tall very muscular Polynesian wrestler who moved to Arizona after a short stint in the army. I find him handsome and all but my favorite is Wildcat Jackson. Hes a dreamy 6 7 325 lb mountain of masculinity that makes otherwisenormal women squeal on site.
After repeatedly trying to meet the Wildcat Id given up hope on ever getting to know him. His manager wrestling bad guy Jumbo Jenkins has a policy about letting fans backstageunless theyre sporting 38 doubleDs anyway. Well one night after the fights KayKay and I stopped at the 711 for some road supplies. And guess who was their picking up a 12pack of postbout pain reliever? Thats right; the Wildcat!
Paralyzed by fear I still didnt say anything to him. But he was driving 2006 Chevy Silverado just like me! I couldnt believe that my idol and hopeful future husband drove the same rig as me. Of course Wildcats was lifted to the sky and equipped with huge mud tires. But this gave me an idea.
According to the SABYWF schedule the tour was coming to a backyard in my neighborhood. I decided to lift my truck just like Wildcats and facilitate another chance meeting. I figured he couldnt resist me if he could see what a huge fan I am. So KayKay and I sold some clothes on Ebay and pooled our next few paychecks to buy the lift kit and tires for my Silverado.
I decided to buy the Rancho Complete Lift Kit. It provides 4full inches of lift comes with everything I need and it lets me slip a set of gnarly 35 tires underneath. Rancho is the numberone name in suspension which really helped in my decision. We had a few bucks left over from the Ebay money so I tossed in a set of Bushwacker Fender Flares to buff up my trucks stance a bit. There was no way Wildcat could resist me now.
Fight night came and I was ready. KayKay and I followed Wildcat after the fight hoping hed go to the 711 again. Unfortunately he stopped at the TGIF to pick up his girlfriend. Girlfriend! How could he have a girlfriend?! Without thinking I jumped from my lifted Silverado and grabbed that girl by the hair. I dont know what got into me but I lifted her skinny butt over my head and body slammed her to the pavement. Then I slapped KayKays hand tagteam style and watch her put that hussy into a sleeper hold.
Next thing I know KayKay and I are in the back of a police cruiser arrested for assault and battery. Needless to say Wildcat wont have anything to do with me at least not until Im off probation. But in the end my trucks got a killerlooking lift and Im still attending SABYWF wrestling matches where I cheer my fighting idols on to victory.
About the writer: If youre trying to impress your favorite backyard athlete or simply want the best lift kit money can buy Rancho Lift Kits are the way to go. And to round out the lifted look and keep your wheel clearance legal check out a set of Bushwacker Fender Flares. Tim Saunier
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